deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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(Source: asterkid, via complic-ate)

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via jauregui-tbh)