menmas-booty: menmas-booty: There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too. For those who might doubt me
queenacrossthewaters: when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
This guy got his eyes tattooed on his eyelids.
did-you-kno: This man’s eyes are closed in this picture. His eyelids are tattooed with images of eyes. Source
esexist: there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
mrmdprncss: i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
winchesterwhowatson: so i just found a thing ? is that even-? okay that’s not ??? is that even legal
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
shavingryansprivates: darrynek: shavingryansprivates: man i wanna go on an adventure just go to walmart no i actually want to survive the adventure
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
punsicle: DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD
ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this. now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...