July 2011
June 2011
Everyone says "I understand" but, how could they?
When I was your age, I lost my tooth. Not my...
mylifeasjorge:
Teacher : Whoever answers my next question, can go...
crazyunicornbaby:
* One boy throws his bag out through the window. *
Teacher: Who threw that bag?
Boy : Me! I’m going home now.
GENIUS.
teacher: wheres your homework?
student: written in the stars
teacher: where?
student: a million miles away
teacher: why are you telling the class this?
student: a message to the main.. ohh
teacher: do you want to miss spring break?
student: seasons come and go
teacher: change your attitude right now!
student: but i will never change
teacher: go to the principals office!!
student: im on my way
